There may be at all times that worry about cruising. Who else can be on board? Will leaping into the ocean be the one possibility when cornered by a double-glazing salesman struggling to fulfill his goal?
The answer is to choose a ship stuffed with fans sure by a typical and acquainted theme.
Higher nonetheless, let the ship decide you.


Every now and then: David with spouse Thorunn (left), and in his halcyon days captaining the England cricket crew (proper)
That’s what occurred to my spouse, Thorunn, and me.
ITC Sports activities has been working cricket cruises within the Caribbean for some years, and now we have drifted out and in of most of them. This time, we had been on for the length – two weeks on Sea Dream 1, which sits on the boutique finish of cruising (or ‘yachting’, as they wish to name it).
We had been some 80 visitors in whole, together with Day by day Mail columnist David ‘Bumble’ Lloyd – and Paul Allott, with whom I performed cricket by the Eighties.
In these days, our lodging on abroad excursions lacked one thing in comparison with the luxuries and companies of Sea Dream – the place we had been by no means removed from a rum punch.

Slightly slice of paradise: David sailed aboard the Sea Dream 1 – a small ship good for the Caribbean
My job as one of many hosts was easy.
I needed to be convivial with a combined bunch of cricket lovers from all walks of life.
Once I was pretending to captain England within the mid-Eighties, the Kensington Oval in Barbados was a unique beast. The bottom was rebuilt for the 2007 World Cup, and is now a wonderful stadium.
When the nice Desmond Haynes and Gordon Greenidge had been blasting my bowlers to the boundary, the primary stand regarded like a protracted hen shed.
On this journey, three days of T20 cricket had been extra of an interlude to the remainder of the voyage. The itinerary had us selecting up the ship in Antigua – from the place we headed to St Barths, Barbados, Canouan, Mayreau, the Tobago Cays (the setting for a number of the Pirates Of The Caribbean movies), Petit St Vincent, St Lucia and Martinique.

A spot you would possibly discover tough to go away: The cruise set sail from the sunshine island of Antigua
Though Barbados has been a constructing website for the previous 30 years, it’s nonetheless a favorite of mine.
My recommendation it to go north in direction of Speightstown, the place the tempo is slower and the costs decrease.
This was a time off from our duties on board, and we lingered till we realised we had been on account of host a desk again on Sea Dream for dinner – one thing that’s at all times an event.
Afterwards, these with unquenchable thirsts head to the highest deck and the open-air bar for additional refreshment. Or, if the climate was not so truthful, to the piano bar a deck beneath.
Both approach, there’s at all times somebody with a cocktail shaker on the prepared.
Our most outrageous meal was on Mayreau — at Robert Righteous and De Youths Seafood Restaurant and Bar. What a day that was.
Mayreau will not be a lot bigger than the massive cruise liners so widespread within the Caribbean.

A special facet of the Caribbean: David is very keen on Speightstown, within the north-west of Barbados
We anchored off the seaside, and had been ferried ashore. The primary deal with was caviar and prosecco within the shallows simply off the seaside – with the crew, some nonetheless in uniform, and Franck, the ever-handy head sommelier, in his floral seaside shirt, dishing out Beluga caviar and blinis off a surfboard.
No sooner had the massive pot of Beluga been emptied than it was time for a barbecue lunch, with the ship’s cooks in full cry.
This was a meal that wanted working off, so within the afternoon it was time for seaside cricket.
I survived on the crease for an unusually very long time, due to half the bowling not reaching my finish, and since LBW was dominated out.
Now you will need to consider me once I say such a voyage isn’t simply concerning the consuming and ingesting. The itinerary was structured in order that numerous the crusing between islands was finished in a single day.

Day job: David on commentary duties with fellow England cricket legend Ian Botham (left)
On a number of mornings, we had been already anchored within the subsequent attractive little bay by the point the alarm roused me from my slumbers. There have been sun-loungers on the highest deck (and on the pool deck for these in want of Vitamin D) – and even indoor golf for many who haven’t, like me, sworn off the dreaded recreation. There have been additionally quiet areas, a library with greater than sufficient books for even essentially the most anti-social traveller – and charts to point out you the place you’d been – and had been going subsequent.
Inevitably, our two weeks disappeared all too rapidly.
However in that point, we renewed our friendships with these loyal ITC clients with whom we had travelled earlier than – and we loved the corporate of recent faces.
I hope to be invited again. This form of cricket tour is one which I can soak up my stride.